1:00pm: Looking for the Willow warehouse in the back streets of Surry Hills. A light breeze blows and the streets are quiet, almost tranquil. Finally find the place and notice Willow's sparse advertising budget. Eye-catching.
Lap 1: The black dress at the Paddington store 4 months ago wasn't there. Sigh. Really love Willow designs... on other people. Damn the lack of form fittings, otherwise plenty of signature flowing dresses and they're fairly cheap. Eye off a dark purple sample baby doll dress which has an interesting collar. It's made of rectangle strips of fabric sewn diagonally creating an Emerald City/bird's nest-like structure for cleavage to reside in. Unfortunately it doesn't really fit, however am taking solace in that the fabric feel's somewhat dated anyways.
Lap 2: Try on a silvery gray knitted dress similar to sass & bide's soldier dress from wolfnation. Am also drawn to this lilac dress with a folded collar and rolled sleeves. The sleeves are very reminiscent of childhood anime costumes (from Voltron?) but it's too big. Spot a smaller size nearby on a rack but another girl is about to try it on too. Our eyes meet a couple of times and something's not quite right. Then mortification pours in; her arse cheeks are out in plain sight and it seems like she's gone commando. Am totally being a sleazy pervert but seriously can't stop glaring and praying she's at least wearing a g-string. Jeepers. Explains the dirties she's giving me, although seriously? Wear some pants, woman!
Lap 3: Have finally found a use for the flowing dresses. Grabbed a royal indigo silk flowing dress to change clothes from underneath. Woot! The sales assistants glance over every once in a while as if to wonder what the nutter in the corner is doing.
3:00pm: Still deliberating about the lilac dress. Come to the realisation that Willow dresses are like recently watched films. They start off strong, then fall apart as if suddenly directionless. Decide to get it anyways as it's cheap for Willow. Wow, free lingerie bags. How generous. Back at the car, there are some people sitting on steps up the street jamming away. Nice.
3:20pm: Lining up at Bourke Street Bakery, there's one more chocolate and sour cherry cookie left. Woohoo!
TOTALS: 6 acts committed at Willow; 1 dress, 5 lingerie pieces and 1 BSB cookie.





